I have a verrrrry particular brand of bitchy. This is not everyone’s niche of nuts, a quite specific style of psycho, if you will.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Courtroom:
Please, for the love of goddess, stop insisting that you are into “crazy” unless you are prepared for the repercussions. You asked for it?!
Furthermore, don’t claim to be kinky unless you are prepared to prove it.
When I mouth off and act like a sassy little cunt, it’s usually for one of three reasons: I am PMSing, ovulating OR in need of attention. I will say some motherfucking outlandish shit when my hormones are off or if I feel neglected.
Cheat Code: A real good fuck, cuddle, and then snack usually resolves all of my attitude problems.
Adjourned!
Amber’s Attempt at Adulting 