My ideal partner will be one that I can call halfway through the day & say
“Babe, I started my period…”
and he or she will automatically know that means a couple of things:
- I need extra love and affection this week.
- because I am extra sensitive. (<———-and I am already a sensitive bitch)
- Chocolate is a really good idea.
- Wine is an even better idea. (Currently, a bottle of Michael David Petite Petit hits the spot). Cure the big red with a bottle of red…right?
Sigh…Just dreaming into the abyss again…