My ideal partner will be one that I can call halfway through the day & say
“Babe, I started my period…”
and he or she will automatically know that means a couple of things:
- I need extra love and affection this week.
- because I am extra sensitive. (<———-and I am already a sensitive bitch)
- Chocolate is a really good idea.
- Wine is an even better idea. (Currently, a bottle of Michael David Petite Petit hits the spot). Cure the big red with a bottle of red…right?
Sigh…Just dreaming into the abyss again…
Being born and raised in the south should have made me more inbred and less tolerant, but something went wrong in the grand scheme of these damned rebels.
a bad driver with a record to prove it,
a connoisseur of stand-up comedy,
the eldest child,
an aware procrastinator,
the result of my mother losing her virginity,
a lover of music,
a pretty shit liar,
late to any event no matter what,
myself without apology.
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