Random dude on Snapchat: “Can I get one of your *pics*?😜”
Me: “… those come at a cost & I tend to want a piece of you soul in return… internet porn is so much cheaper 😉”
Being born and raised in the south should have made me more inbred and less tolerant, but something went wrong in the grand scheme of these damned rebels.
a bad driver with a record to prove it,
a connoisseur of stand-up comedy,
the eldest child,
an aware procrastinator,
the result of my mother losing her virginity,
a lover of music,
a pretty shit liar,
late to any event no matter what,
myself without apology.
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