Is it time…

…to hang my hoe hat?

…to cancel my craving for cock?

…to store my slut suit?

…to escape my easy escapades?

…to rid myself of these raging rods?

…to stop slurping on semen?

…to decline the dick?

…to swerve snatch surfing?

…to toss my thot thongs?

…to quit gorging on groin?

… to postpone pleasing the pecker?

…to minimize my muff munching?

…to lay waste to the wang?

… to stop slobbering on schlong?

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Being born and raised in the south should have made me more inbred and less tolerant, but something went wrong in the grand scheme of these damned rebels. I am; brutally honest, a bad driver with a record to prove it, a connoisseur of stand-up comedy, the eldest child, an aware procrastinator, semi-sweet, the result of my mother losing her virginity, easily excitable, a lover of music, a pretty shit liar, late to any event no matter what, myself without apology.

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