This will be offensive.

This will be vulgar.

This will contain curse words.

This will (occasionally) contain sexual situations.

This may even change your opinion of me, if you have one.

If you cannot handle any of the aforementioned situations, I suggest you do not proceed any further. 

This blog is my truth. This blog is my safe place. This blog is made of my life stories, silly thoughts, and sometimes heinous poetry.