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I am not a hooker…

I am not a hooker…

but I had unemotional, quick (aka lame) sex last night and then woke up this morning to $100 bill on my nightstand…

(which may or may not be grocery money from Ty)

well… at least I got paid for my “effort”…

💘xoxo

– Am

 

 

Posted on February 5, 2016March 20, 2018Categories Adult, Awkward, Humor, Personal, Sex & Stuff1 Comment on I am not a hooker…
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