but I had unemotional, quick (aka lame) sex last night and then woke up this morning to $100 bill on my nightstand…
(which may or may not be grocery money from Ty)
well… at least I got paid for my “effort”…
xoxo
– Am
I am not a hooker…
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Being born and raised in the south should have made me more inbred and less tolerant, but something went wrong in the grand scheme of these damned rebels. I am; brutally honest, a bad driver with a record to prove it, a connoisseur of stand-up comedy, the eldest child, an aware procrastinator, semi-sweet, the result of my mother losing her virginity, easily excitable, a lover of music, a pretty shit liar, late to any event no matter what, myself without apology. View all posts by Amber💘
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